Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.