Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.