Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question, ... Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
glad last losing ready time
It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
walked
I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out,
proud sit
It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
network whatever
I'll do whatever the network will let me do, ... If they let me use the F-word, I'll use that, too.
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question. Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
zebras princess men
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you’re a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
faces want bigs
No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
planes gas i-can
I can't even put gas in my plane!
couple spices married
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
zebras men white-man
Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
carols
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
always-complaining impossible mets
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.