Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question, ... Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
glad last losing ready time
It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
walked
I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out,
proud sit
It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question. Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
planes gas i-can
I can't even put gas in my plane!
always-complaining impossible mets
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
depressing talking firsts
I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.
curry
There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.
satire beats
Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon.