Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
bullet cost five thousand
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
glad last losing ready time
It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
walked
I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out,
proud sit
It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
network whatever
I'll do whatever the network will let me do, ... If they let me use the F-word, I'll use that, too.
hang
I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
contest dance judge paula reeve simon watching
Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!
mile plots
I (could) see these plots a mile away. And I was 7.
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question, ... Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
afford chance depend drive everybody heard help jump leave nice people public realize work
We've all heard the question. Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
zebras princess men
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you’re a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
daughter hate home
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
careers comedian comfort
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.