Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
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That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
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I heart abortion. Where's the shirt for that, urban outfitters?! And it won't be a normal heart. It'll be a dead infant heart. Y'know what the back will say? Problem Solved.
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They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
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If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
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Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
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Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.
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Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
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You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
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Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
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I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my head. And then at the end, they have to kick me into the audience and the audience has to keep me up for at least three hits or you have to start the whole service over. No cradling it - I want legit sets.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
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Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.