Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
funny ocean men
I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money to: a man that smells 4like liquiid garbage, or ocean breeze?
sorry not-sorry ifs
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.
thinking taste backgrounds
If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
screws virgins dies
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
funny trying racist
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.
funny girl morning
Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
girl guy what-if
Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…
girl education father
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.
funny spring break
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
long matter size
Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
bully bombs shut-up
You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
interesting honest not-honest
I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
country racist
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.