Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
florida excuse grew
My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
white guy racing
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.
christian
Scattergories is second base for Christians.
bigger
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
weekend night cities
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.
nice leather-jackets black
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
girl okay
Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
ethnicity long people
I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
oil people touching
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
doors car people
I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.
canada would-be states
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.
sex hair mutation
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
fire doe hell
I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.
letters immigration silent
Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.