Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
blow ipods anthem
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
funny spring break
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
funny trying racist
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.
funny ideas people
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
funny girl spiritual
You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
funny pregnancy home
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey, at least I'm not pregnant
funny people firsts
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'
fun games metallica
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
acceptance awful sense-of-humor
You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
expression hail yeah
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
dog care way
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
red-flags dating china
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
nice leather-jackets black
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
ethnicity long people
I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.