Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
red-flags dating china
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
nice leather-jackets black
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
ethnicity long people
I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
letters immigration silent
Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.
kissing giving favorites-things
My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.
hops backwards
Kangoroos can't hop backwards.
gynecologists mouths dentist
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
hardest persons
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
tonight lines apologizing
If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That's not my intention. I'm not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time - it's how I know I still have one.
funny stupid struggle
Don't you love it when people in school are like, “I'm a bad test taker”? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here[points to head], but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.