Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
jobs real normal
I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.
roles interest offers
If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
mean two lines
I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.
cloning path reincarnation
Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.
jobs college laughing
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
numbers people want
I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.
jesus fun inspiration
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
thinking trying bars
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"
way truth-is behinds
By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.
littles ifs involved
I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.
expression hail yeah
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
soccer kids punishment
I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.
acceptance awful sense-of-humor
You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
fun games metallica
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.