Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
cyclists enjoy hood
The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
dog care way
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
past germany wisconsin
Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.
stupid voting magazines
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
baby gay due-date
At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
oil people touching
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
girl okay
Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
florida excuse grew
My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
red-flags dating china
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
hardest persons
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
hands laughing people
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.
sports country believe
I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.
mean goal laughing
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
fun kids long
You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."