Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
jesus tebow minus
Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.
screws virgins dies
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
teacher school dating
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
thinking sun causes
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
buttons never-trust never-trust-anyone
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.
running country home
There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately no, there's no excuse. You're going to have to let her drown that third one.
funny parent parks
Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
funny gay men
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house...
men ugly ugly-women
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
war drinking fighting
I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
one-day dozen want
One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.
kids gay blood
Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.
real america realizing
Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
blow ipods anthem
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?