David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
David Letterman quotes about
thinking bmw europe
President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the CEO's of BMW and Volkswagen.
weekend years white
Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years.
europe worry firsts
And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they're saying? For the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. Don't worry. He's got a plan. He's going to be to campaigning in Europe.
running new-york cities
Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?
inspirational holiday airports
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
art fear fall
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
thinking cities pennsylvania
You know, we had the elections earlier in the week, and a dead woman, in Pennsylvania, somehow was on the ballot and she was elected to city council. A dead woman actually elected! And I'm thinking, well, I guess there is still hope for Al Gore.
thinking dying age
The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.
differences people wish
According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.
sleep thinking nsa
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
thinking upset santa
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.
sex creepy stuff
The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is yes I have. I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.
hands two iphone
Did you get the new iPhone yet? The iPhone that I have is outdated. It has two pieces and a hand crank.
nudists pants
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.