David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
wall phones two
I wish the iPhone people would design one that's black and has two pieces, and it plugs into the wall and you can pick one piece up and talk into it. I tell you, the whole time I had one of those old-fashioned plug-in phones, not once did I misplace it.
children your-children work-day
Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.
flower valentine problem
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
funny travel land
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
central-park sparrows today
I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.
white news meat
In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat.
mean thinking guy
George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections.
men thinking pounds
Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.
talking air feelings
About half an hour before air time - that's when I become hyper. I put everything else out of my mind and just let that nervous energy surge through my body. I start talking faster and louder. My confidence comes up. It's actually a great feeling.
prison be-good shipwreck
I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.
jobs fun beer
I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had to quit. Also, I'd consumed a lot of beer for a lot of years, and I thought, That's enough. I've had my fun and I'm glad I quit.
jerk disappointing admire
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
child earth enjoy face tasty woman
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
footage saddam showing tv
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.