David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
next-week tonight bills
Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
new-york sorry cities
Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.
two presidential hopeful
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment when Romney bit off Holyfield's other ear.
play mad max
The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.
running mistake president
By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, 'No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.' And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her.
next-week tonight paint
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
yoga night president
Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.
football fall sleep
I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.
running wife president
Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.
mother moving thinking
Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.
sunshine boys worry
Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.
names two giving
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
faces retiring scientology
Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
tonight looks honest
I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'