David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
wife presidential secret
Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.
mail scandal kind
There's some kind of a thing where when she was Secretary of State she was using her own e-mail instead of the State Department, and I thought finally, a Clinton scandal the entire family can enjoy.
paris next wonder
Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
chess enough
There just isn't enough televised Chess
running dream new-york
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.
thanksgiving mom drinking
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'
business office-work shows
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
pie moments admire
Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.
funny sarcastic iraq
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
courage real believe
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
writing two needs
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.
change fun fall
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
funny-valentines-day together beets
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
running should-have president
Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one.