David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
comedian mind arrogant
I don't mind being accused of being a bad comedian and I don't even mind being accused of being a bad talk-show host, but I never want to be accused of being an arrogant, pompous showbiz asshole.
stars beer symphony
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.
funny sarcastic purpose
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
change collective-unconscious trying
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
funny sarcastic new-york
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
party guy steps
Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.
guy cold shorts
I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.
mom fun home
Chi-Os were ideal partners for all occasions. They were discrete, desirable, tactful, polite, and fun... Every mom dreamed of her son coming home with a Chi Omega, a woman's woman.
zero white house
The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
health clothes gentleman
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
funny dance witty
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
mom today tonight
I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,'
sea oil mexico
Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.
team people email
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.'