David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
mistake leaving dumb
CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.
drinking thinking alaska
You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.
couple years iraq
President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.
drinking gentleman cognac
Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.
couple kids program
Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'
california guy election
How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.
john-kerry stills
John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.
tonight looks honest
I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'
faces retiring scientology
Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
next-week tonight bills
Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
drinking secret president
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
ruth tebow benches
Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
retirement utah squad
Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.
mars astronomy foreign-policy
The Mars Polar Lander has been quieter than George W. Bush after a foreign policy question.