Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
kids giving people
When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?
funny im-sorry humor
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
trying manipulation honest
I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
funny im-sorry witty
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
funny song humor
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
water balloons looks
When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
creativity way different
My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
nostalgia remember used
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
keys balance ledges
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
men class differences
Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.
confused moving people
For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.
napkins shirts
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
lonely stores fooled
I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.
attitude stupid cat
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.