Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
quilts global-warming blame
Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.
giants foam mechanic
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
husband thinking virginia
Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the killers of her husband and stepson, she didn't actually pull the trigger herself. You know, she has a point. I think we should let her be able to hire the person who executes her, and not do yourself in! How's that, doll? Yeah! Get it over with quick, maybe Charlize Theron will sign up to play you.
clueless thinking giving
I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
sun hot global-warming
Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.
islamic iran america
The Patriots deflated balls are but an allegory for America's deflated balls in dealings with Putin, the Mullahs in Iran, and Islamic terrorists.
gay blow nuts
I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that's when I'm right.
rights abortion promise
The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.
rights world bills
The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.
self water paper
American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.
summer america september-11
After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.
hate race years
Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.
giving energy immune-system
The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.
god stupidity four
When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.