Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
god two stupidity
How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
god stupidity energy
I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.
vegas people teeth
Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.
abortion death-penalty timing
Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?
technology pilots thursday
On Thursday, a passenger forced his way into the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Miami, but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him with a small ax. Good to see our airlines are being kept secure by the latest in 12th century technology.
laying-down bones punk
We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks...
nuts people
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
airplane car people
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
funny war humor
And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
funny humor kids
Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8 degrees. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.
funny humor beer
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
funny humor cat
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
football long house
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
football wide receiver
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.