Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor redneck
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
scary ironic culture
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
politics problem terrorism
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
funny humor cat
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
sports jobs fun
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
rivers needs dresses
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
house woods want
A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
ideas no-idea
Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
business war taken
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
funny humor people
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.
funny humor men
A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
funny humor guilt
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
trust comedian sake
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
funny humor use
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.