Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor guilt
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
trust comedian sake
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
funny humor use
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
woods american-education-system secretary
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
funny long-distance-relationship witty
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
football awful today
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
country believe abortion
I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.
reality making-love looks
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
speech opinion courses
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
wall nice school
At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.
obamacare ass covered
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
children use agnostic
Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
country party dignity
I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.