Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor people
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.
funny humor guilt
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
trust comedian sake
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
funny humor use
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
funny long-distance-relationship witty
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
football awful today
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
speech opinion courses
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
wall nice school
At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.
obamacare ass covered
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
children use agnostic
Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
inspirational wise
I'd rather be funny than wise.
inspirational children home
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
sex holiday fighting
The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.