Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
teacher thinking employment
By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.
gossip coins lightning
I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.
mother crazy party
When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.
dog thinking pavlov
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.
nice house littles
I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
people looks burgers
Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.
thinking people catholic
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.
entering splinters becoming
Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
trying imperfect veneer
Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."
smart people dumb
The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.
brain driven humans
I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.
years fake politics
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
years ice long
In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
industry auto-industry blowing-up
The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.