Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
Even before the eruption it was about 45 feet.
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management
Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.