Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
Doug Larson quotes about
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.