Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
Doug Larson quotes about
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.