Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.