Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.