Doug Larson

Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.