Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur