Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
feet jumping effort
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
disappointment golf broken
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
guy balance enough
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
political politics way
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
men ties race
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
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Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
travel journey needs
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
husband women police
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
family home car
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
coffee communication office
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
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Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.