Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
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There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
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One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
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Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
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Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.