Earl Wilson

Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
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Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.