Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
husband women police
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
sex women thinking
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
women men sells
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
feet jumping effort
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
doctors handwriting may
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
family home car
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
travel journey needs
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
communication writing words-you-speak
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
boys way three
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
coffee communication office
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
political politics way
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
men ties race
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
temptation duty temptation-life
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
disappointment golf broken
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.