Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
play phones honest
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
disappointment golf broken
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
country men hands
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
horse gambling gamble
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
doctors common helping
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
men wife want
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
law trying ten-commandments
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
thinking age middle
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
sex women thinking
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
ease ability ill
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
inspirational teenager ice-and-snow
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
women men sells
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
biblical age way
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
gossip gossiping-and-rumors
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.