Earl Wilson

Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
stress parent may
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
men ties race
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
sarcastic zips snobbish
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
boys way three
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
travel journey needs
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
husband women police
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
family home car
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
coffee communication office
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
country men hands
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
horse gambling gamble
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
law trying ten-commandments
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.