Eugene Mirman

Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
airports giving massage
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
beer awkward alchemist
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.
sex coincidence crime
Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.
nice school massachusetts
I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.
comedian stories truth-is
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it.
dream struggle simple
Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.
fake special evening
Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.
beach egypt games
I spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It's a Russian/Jewish neighborhood. And I was in a store and I saw a board game called 'Let My People Go,' based on the Jews' exodus from Egypt. I was like, 'Too soon.
space people alternatives
Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people started doing comedy again in alternative spaces.
boys years aspergers
Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
fire trying wake-up
Try not to wake up on fire.
music party cab-drivers
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
logic fascinated
I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.
reason ifs knows
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.