Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
people mind different
It's easy to sit on a mountaintop and tell people what to do and how to be happy. I have chosen to do that. Not because it's easy, but for a different reason, which I would reveal, if your mind was ready to handle it, which it isn't, which is also very convenient for me.
girl sex years
There's nothing sexier than a girl who's like, 'I know who FDR is, I know about the New Deal, I'm going to give you a new deal.' and then, over a period of years, she structures her sex acts in such a way that they save the economy.
attitude america adopted
In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.
giving peers pressure
Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.
media safety goes-on
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
oddities laughing judgment
I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
reason ifs knows
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.
logic fascinated
I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.
music party cab-drivers
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
fire trying wake-up
Try not to wake up on fire.
thinking years people
When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.
thinking ideas america
There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.
cities poor-neighborhoods detroit
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.
sex capes firsts
I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.