Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
america comedian genuine
Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
school oddballs disorder
The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.
believe america detroit
I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?
war tragedy generations
Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?
airports giving massage
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
sex coincidence crime
Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.
drug gateways gates
You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.
hate squares roots
Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
apples use punk
On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.
baby burglars
Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.
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You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.
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I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
thinking
A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.
lying thinking play
What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.