Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
cities poor-neighborhoods detroit
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.
sex capes firsts
I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.
oddities laughing judgment
I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
media safety goes-on
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
kids thinking trying
I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.
long want can-do
You can do anything you want, as long as it works.
towns our-town jerk
Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
apples use punk
On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.
hate squares roots
Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
drug gateways gates
You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.
dirty talking funny-graduation
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'
arrogant sides arguing
On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.
dream stupid people
Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.
lonely sex heart
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.