Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
Home is where you hang your head.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.