Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.