Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.