Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Only if the computers really love each other.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.