Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.
Any place I hang my head is home.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Only if the computers really love each other.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?