Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.