Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!