Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.