Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.