Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!