Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.