Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.