Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.