Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.