Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.