Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.