Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.